Skip to main content

Snatchmo 

Noun. A girl who is absolutely gorgeous and as soon as you see her your mouth drops. She has an amazing body from head to toe. You automatically wish she would be in bed with you.

Created by Brandon Anderson, Preston Gaede, Ryan Reynolds, and Brantley Dotson.
Damnn!! That snatchmo has an amazing rack. I wonder if I should go try and get her number.
Snatchmo by PrestonGaede July 6, 2011

snatchmosphere 

A place where there are lots of hot girls to check out.
Gregg: Dude, check out all these women.

Matt: I told you this place had great snatchmosphere.
snatchmosphere by Zeusuation July 25, 2011

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.
"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."
Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008

Snatchhole 

-A person who is greater than an asshole. Since snatch or "vagina" holes tend to be bigger than people's assholes.

- A snatchhole is used to describe someone who is more of a douche/asshole than words can describe. The next level is therefore: snatchhole.
Joe: Your sister is fugly

Ted: Dude, thats not cool, stop being an asshole.

Joe: You know what, your mom is a skank also.

Ted: Wow Joe, now you're being a snatchhole!!!
Snatchhole by Teester87 January 5, 2010

Snatchophonist 

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.
Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.
I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!
Snatchmare by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017