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Snatchmo 

Noun. A girl who is absolutely gorgeous and as soon as you see her your mouth drops. She has an amazing body from head to toe. You automatically wish she would be in bed with you.

Created by Brandon Anderson, Preston Gaede, Ryan Reynolds, and Brantley Dotson.
Damnn!! That snatchmo has an amazing rack. I wonder if I should go try and get her number.
Snatchmo by PrestonGaede July 6, 2011

snatchmosphere 

A place where there are lots of hot girls to check out.
Gregg: Dude, check out all these women.

Matt: I told you this place had great snatchmosphere.
snatchmosphere by Zeusuation July 25, 2011

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.
"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."
Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008

Snatchhole 

-A person who is greater than an asshole. Since snatch or "vagina" holes tend to be bigger than people's assholes.

- A snatchhole is used to describe someone who is more of a douche/asshole than words can describe. The next level is therefore: snatchhole.
Joe: Your sister is fugly

Ted: Dude, thats not cool, stop being an asshole.

Joe: You know what, your mom is a skank also.

Ted: Wow Joe, now you're being a snatchhole!!!
Snatchhole by Teester87 January 5, 2010

Snatchophonist 

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.
Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.
I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!
Snatchmare by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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