Smartacle 

Adjective; the term smartacle is derived from the word smart, and testical. Often believed to be a praising or blessing, it is actually a well know fact that it’s deep roots got back to the medieval times describing a wise wizards baby bloomers.

Often used in accidental cases such as

“I am so smartacle” with most not knowing the real meaning behind the phrase

Look at her drinking her mochalattefrappecinno, she is so smartacle

Smartacle by Tacoguy October 15, 2021

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.

Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.

smarticle particles by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013

Sharticles 

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"

Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."

Sharticles by the hue bearer July 30, 2016

Smartage 

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

Smartage by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020

smartassery 

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

STARTICLES 

STARTICLES: (stär'ti-kel-z)
DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'

Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.

STARTICLES by Coral Francis-Callender May 14, 2008

smarthole 

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

smarthole by crogue October 14, 2011