SmartCord

Software that works but doesn't at the same time

-What is this glitchy thing?
-It's SmartCord!

by smartfridge April 26, 2021

smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

smarttard

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

by swissmocha April 1, 2005

Smartboard

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

smartscore

(Noun) The IXL scoring system bullshit. also known as dumbscore

kid : *on IXL*
smartscore: *get a thing wrong* -7 points
smartscore: *gets a thing right* +1 point

by i hate ixl September 30, 2020

Shartcore

a musical genre that is a cross between a shit a fart and hardcore

the audible essence of the color brown

"the Phlowers are my favorite Shartcore band."

by The Phlowers February 28, 2012