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Smallsack

Sack of balls so small, the "man" they're attached to is scared of everything.
Dude's smallsack was so bad, he never took his 5.0 over 42mph. Might as well be a 2.5.
by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2021
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Bruce Smallacombe

The most awesome teacher to have ever lived.
Girl: Smalls gave us no home work today yet again!!

Boy: Awe man. He is so awesome.

Bruce Smallacombe
by RaineKiyomi December 8, 2009
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smallface

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.
Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!
by seanstreck October 28, 2008
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smalldickery

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.
by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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saltsack

A scrotum, typically one that has become "salty" due to the accumulation of perspiration.
That bitch was gargling my muthafuckin' saltsack for like 20 minutes!
by $oupy January 15, 2008
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SwollSack

Someone who is a beast and is extremely talented in the weight room. A person you are not ready for and that doesn't fuck around. One who gets buff, and gets bitches.
#1- " That guy does not fuck around."
#2- " C'mon son you're not ready, that guy is a SwollSack."
by SwollSack July 1, 2011
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smellsnack

The direct oral deposit of a formidable, fiber-enhanced sequoia of fecal matter into your lover's gaping maw.

Originally an underground slang term, circa approx. 1994. Orginated amongst a small circle of future computer geeks as they crowded around a 14" monitor, with 28.8 modem blazing along at what was then considered ludacris speeds. They waited restlessly for the image of what they hoped would be a nice all-female orgy to appear, but were repulsed (and later intrigued) to see a woman lying naked on the floor with her mouth open as her male partner stood over her and crapped in her mouth. The image filename, originally a few random letters followed by some numbers, was re-named "SMELLSNACK.jpg" and happily distributed via email to brighten everyone's day.
"Dude, fuckit, I'm spoofin' my IP and sending the principal the smellsnack."

"So, are you into any of that kinky shit like S&M, Beastiality, Necrophelia, or Smellsnack?"
by dysContinuum November 3, 2004
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