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small hands 

A male physical attribute with implications of having a small cock.
"Yo Rich, what up wit yo small hands?"
small hands by D-guy June 29, 2006
Word of the Day on January 20, 2017

small hands 

Something you look for in a woman...especially when your penis is small. During a handjob, blowjob, or gooch fondling, they give the man the impression of being hung like a brotha.
"Rich, being small on the bottom, was happy to see his blind date had small hands."
small hands by D-guy June 30, 2006

Small Hands 

Having tiny hands. Common among Cory's
"Wow Cory, you have small hands! So gentle, and soft. Looks so nice next to your five o'clock shadow""
Small Hands by BOOOOOOOC March 15, 2010

Small Hands 

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump
Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.
Small Hands by dareadhead January 20, 2017

Small Hands, Large Peter

A man with unusually small hands that make his manhood look large.
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"

Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."

Small Hands McCuntface 

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)
I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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