Smagel 

1. Showing dissappointment or pessimism.

Also smageler/ Smageling/ Smagels

2. To spread cream cheese over.

Ex. -Please, stop smageling the situation.

-She's our classes number one smaggeler.

-I got really hungry when he started

to smagel his bagel in first period.

Smagel by Chris in Fifth. February 25, 2011

Smage 

A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.

“Smage Kai just freaked out the entire staff at the Natural History Museum. Good show, Smage.”

Smage by Smage Kai September 7, 2019

snagel

A snagel is a delicious treat found at the Bandersnatch at Denison University in Ohio. To make a snagel, toast a plain bagel, spread your favorite cream cheese, then top generously with brown sugar. Mmmmm.

Man, I could really go for a delicious snagel right now.

snagel by megaaerodyne May 25, 2010

smagettied 

To get hammered drunk, Plastered out of the ass, Retardedly retarded.

Brandon: Dude what you do last night?
Kevin: Went to the bar and got smagettied as fuck.

smagettied by Blaze B March 19, 2009

slagelesque 

Adj.
A very blunt or direct way of stating something or asking a question. Usually something everyone is thinking but too afraid to say or ask themselves. Most times sounds rude or inappropriate.

"Are you black and white or mexican or what?"

"That was very slagelesque!"

slagelesque by Trout Hall December 24, 2008

Sagel 

Sagel is one of the best friends that a person could ever have. She is kind, quiet, intelligent, has good style, and loyal. A Sagel can breeze through school with all A’s and not even sweat it. A Sagel will always have your back no matter what. She doesn’t care for being popular, as long as she has a few close friends. She is very sensitive and can be easily hurt. She knows who the fake friends are and who the real ones are. A Sagel would think that there are no boys that like her, but they all secretly do. She will have days that she seems really sad, but don’t be fooled, she will get over it the next day. Even though a Sagel leans towards girls similar to her for a friend, she is usually the one left out of things and that can really hurt her. Known for her unique beauty and kind heart, she will stay with you through all the ups and downs.

Sagel is the best friend that I have ever had.

Sagel by Stylish girl April 29, 2019

smigelski 

The last name of someone born with the blood of the gods in their veins. Destined to succeed. Fated to conquer all in their path. A prodigy

"One day, maybe you too will, Live close too but still under the just might of a Smigelski"
"With a dick like that, he must be a Smigelski"

smigelski by NessManly January 30, 2017