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The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.
Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*
Smackwich by shnnn000 November 13, 2012
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Stankwich 

A complex sexual act in which the male positions himself to perform reverse intermammary intercourse (titty fucking) with the female. Meanwhile the female peforms analingus (rimjobbing) on the man.
Ilene is a complete whore, she totally let me do the stankwich on her and I busted a nut in her bellybutton.
Stankwich by $helby December 12, 2006

Skankwich 

best friends, usually three, that are completely outrageous. At some point, all three have been called skanks and are viewed by some to be so.
1. "Look it's gracie jamie and alex."
"They're the JGA skankwich!"
Skankwich by Camelbabyjimmy14 October 19, 2008

Snackwich 

A snack that resembles a sandwich in terms of its construction (a carbohydrate wrapping around a tasty filling), but is small enough to be held in only one hand and eaten while the person is running. Must be compact and tidy enough to not cause a mess while being eaten. Not to be used as a meal substitute.
I could really use a snackwich right about now.
Snackwich by Charkface August 28, 2007
Like a normal sandwich, but the bread is placed vertically and what would normally be in the sandwich balanced on the crusts
"can I have a standwich?"

"you mean sandwich"
"no"
Standwich by No thats gay March 2, 2021

snackwich 

A sandwich that is not quite a snack, not quite a real sandwich. Usually eaten by them ritzy types.
I had a snackwich, and I was still hungry, so I killed a hooker.
snackwich by Patches' December 28, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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