Smack Tard 

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

Smack Tard by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

smack tard 

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

smack tard by Brian E January 20, 2004

smack tard 

Commonly used in reference to a person on coke or any other hard drug

"Jason yeh I know that smack tard"

"Heres your rock ya little smack tard"

smack tard by VisOne March 25, 2003

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

spacktard 

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

spacktard by Paul January 22, 2004

spacktard 

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

spacktard by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

spacktardaloid 

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

spacktardaloid by RowlandRat November 10, 2009