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smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.
"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?
smack diddly donk by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

smack-a-dong 

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)
Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.
smack-a-dong by rr2 February 15, 2008

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.
Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

Donkey Smack 

When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.
Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck
Donkey Smack by alex N chris August 13, 2006

dont talk smack 

Daiiquon- dat bish ugly af , like oh my lord but her weave poppin doe.

Bonquiqui- dont talk smack about my

bestfriend.

Daiiquon- ....
dont talk smack by xD_xD_xD_xD_ March 30, 2015

Smackdonald's 

A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don't want to eat there: it's a smackdonald's.
Word of the Day on March 31, 2018
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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