Mike: " I heard you hooked up with Cindy!"
Hans: " No dude .. she had a slut nut."
Mike: "AWWW NO DUDE!"
" - Well, I have a chest wig."
Hans: "Aw god, dude. I'm already scarred for life you fagbucket."
Hans: " No dude .. she had a slut nut."
Mike: "AWWW NO DUDE!"
" - Well, I have a chest wig."
Hans: "Aw god, dude. I'm already scarred for life you fagbucket."
by AyyyyyyyBeeeee. May 25, 2006
large fat hairy saggy labia found on the more rotund and masculine of the good time girl breed, that distubingly when said slut gets the horn, swell up to look like balls.
by flexaction August 01, 2006
by Ne0rC May 06, 2004
the exact opposite of bros before hoes, the unlikable guy who thinks sluts should come before nuts(the bros). Used to define a fuckboy player who goes for the girls instead of hanging out with the guys.
Timmy: Hey did you know Jason is bailing out on our only guys party for some chicks at the club?
Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts
Gregory: *sigh* sluts before nuts
by Awesomeszt July 22, 2017
just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys
by Thepig04 November 18, 2018
by Red Lollipop April 13, 2009
1. Last night during a round of 69 I gave
that slap nut slut 2 black eyes.
2. That slap nut slut Peggy Sue loves the
feel of my fuzzy sack slappin her chin.
that slap nut slut 2 black eyes.
2. That slap nut slut Peggy Sue loves the
feel of my fuzzy sack slappin her chin.
by streetwhiz1 April 06, 2009