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Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut 

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

sputmonger 

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".
male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*
sputmonger by Travito February 5, 2008

slutmonger 

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.
"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"
slutmonger by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

slutmonger 

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.
Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!
slutmonger by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008

slutmongler 

a person who drags everyone down all the time
Logan: Yaacov is really bad at skating and now we can't go anywhere until he learns how.
Ben: I know right he's such a slutmongler.
Miles: Exactly!
slutmongler by uglyasseater February 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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