Slut Monger

Basically a cheap lowlife pimp.

Hey you, slut monger, i need a cheap slut!!!

by Pope gregory the 5th July 11, 2003

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023

sputmonger

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

by Travito February 5, 2008

slutmonger

One who mongs sluts. Derived from slut and monger. Literally, a devious and slovenly person who will sell you a used slut at an exorbitant price.

"Dave is such a slutmonger, he sold me his ex while she was still leaking!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006

slutmonger

An individual that frequently enjoys getting their anal area frosted by one of the opposite sex. These people tend to not say that they aren't a slutmonger but once the weekend comes, they enter the bedroom and their clothes fall off like a lemming near a cliff.

Shut up and let me do you, you fucking slutmonger!

Dat bitch is such a FUCKING slutmonger!!!

Get in here u dirty slutmonger!

by Myles Wilson July 23, 2008

slutmongler

a person who drags everyone down all the time

Logan: Yaacov is really bad at skating and now we can't go anywhere until he learns how.
Ben: I know right he's such a slutmongler.
Miles: Exactly!

by uglyasseater February 25, 2023