Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.

lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.

Slut Goblin by the coyote kid May 18, 2020

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Cock gobbling slut waffle

A slut who gobbles fat dick for eggo waffles.

Dude, your sister is a Cock gobbling slut waffle!

Cock gobbling slut waffle by Thiccdaddywithaq November 2, 2018

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cock gobbling slut waffle by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

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Slutgoblin

A non-human dick enthusiast, living in vast underground communities of other Slutgoblins and Dicktrolls, cackling and reminiscing over their cum guzzling exploits, subsisting mainly on a diet of souls, kittens and ejaculate

While traveling in Serbia, I encountered a terrifying Slutgoblin! She roared "You cat leave right meow!," but luckily I managed to escape

Slutgoblin by Spaniard October 9, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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