Slushpups

Tango flavoured snow that has poo as the flake.

“What you got there Mike?”
“Only a slushpups my g. The flake is amazing I wish I knew what it was made of”

Slushpups by Kittycats2 January 23, 2021

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Smushpush

The act of pre-sexual, usually inebriated, penetration when the male has a semi-erect boner. The boner is not hard enough to penetrate the vagina. The male, knowing it will get hard once inside, takes his thumb and forces, or "pushes," his semi-boner into his females vagina.

Dude I was so fucking hammered i had to smushpush my dick into her last night.

Smushpush by Blumpkin Prince March 7, 2010

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Slushpups • Creampie Slushpuppy • Slushcup • Smushpush

Creampie Slushpuppy

The act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone's puss or ass.

"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"

"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."

Creampie Slushpuppy by Acoy April 5, 2009

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Slushcup

When a man injects Taco Bell Mango Freeze into a woman’s vagina and proceeds to slurp it up like a 7/11 slurpee.

Went to Taco Bell last night. Gave my girl a slushcup when we got home. 10/10 would recommend.

Slushcup by Fappinplatypus September 24, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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