"What the fuck Thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!"
"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."
"Dunno man, I was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend ass and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the Dirty Sanchez I gave her last week.."
by Acoy April 5, 2009

I'm really looking forward to hencefortnight after these silly Covid-19 lockdown weeks are over. But first I'll shoot some celebrities turned zombie in the head from my rooftop during the zombiepocalypse.
by Acoy April 3, 2020
