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slurp-a-derp 

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.
It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.
slurp-a-derp by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

Slurp-a-derp 

The act of smoking a bong.
Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp
Slurp-a-derp by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

slurp or derp 

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
Does your girl slurp or derp?

slurpy-derp 

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person
That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night
slurpy-derp by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

shlurpderp 

some guy who wanted to exist
shlurpderp exists
shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp 

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.
shlurpderp honks
shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020