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Smudge Fuck 

To ruin something through excessive handling.
I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.
Smudge Fuck by october-jones October 23, 2008

sledgefuck 

the act of repeatedly beating the shit out of a fellow human being with a sledgehammer. (usually in the face or mouth)

this term is commonly misconceived as a form of sexual intercourse.
Dave: Noah if you fucking do that again im going to fucking sledgefuck you!
Noah: Shit dude, no worries: hakuna matata, chalax bra

Sludgebucket 

A repetitive cream pie in a woman’s vagina that eventually is so full of semen, it looks like a sludgebucket of dirty water.
Last night I called Jessica and asked if I could come over and give her a nice full sludgebucket for Christmas.
Sludgebucket by Christoe December 4, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026