slowness 

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

slowness by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

slowness by OT herb June 26, 2009

Absolute-slowness 

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010

slawness 

the state or condition of being slaw. Slaw meaning useless, trash, and/or sub par.

The SLAWNESS of DC Comic's last movies made Wonder Woman even better by comparison.

slawness by SutterHomePapi June 6, 2017

Delayed Onset Snowness 

Like delayed onset soreness, the lower back and other pain in the days after moving copious amounts of snow off of sidewalks, cars, etc.

After hours of shoveling yesterday, delayed onset snowness is making my lower back squeal like a pig.

Delayed Onset Snowness by KMango February 8, 2010