Slowl

A fucking slow owl.

— Boys, quickly come here, a slowl is sitting on a tree! Wait, don't need to rush, he's slow

Slowl by Cheburik August 1, 2024

Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.

Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!

Let’s slow down!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 27, 2023

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.

There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

a minute late or a second slow by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

Low Slow and Easy 

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway

Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!

Low Slow and Easy by DannyBoiSK October 27, 2018

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Low, Slow, and Easy 

Slang for ditching an airplane in a body of water, a la Sully Sullenberger.

"If I'm impacting the ground in an airplane, that's not a runway, I think Low, Slow, and Easy should definitely be a saying."

Low, Slow, and Easy by DjangusRoundstone October 28, 2018

low, slow & easy 

A saying used when preparing for an emergency landing regarding impact with the ground or a water body.

PILOT: "We're gonna pull a Sully Sullenberger west of the Mississippi, we're going down in the Salt Lake."
COMPASSIONATE PILOT: "Just remember: low, slow & easy."

low, slow & easy by systech October 27, 2018