Slowhibition 

A rogue Monday night urban bike ride with alternating routes and varying destinations. Cycling at a typically moderate pace of 13-15 MPH. Founded by two riders simultaneously and separately. They soon began to refer to themselves as "B Team" and their founder (unbeknownst to them) has since then fought against "toad behavior" in all cycling. This group is routinely much larger than the original (Monday Night Prohibition Ride) having 20-40+++ riders on a weekly basis. They begin gathering at 8:00 PM Monday nights, think about leaving 15 minutes after Prohibition is LONG gone, and have an extended break for jackassery in the middle of their 15-30 mile route.

I got dropped from Prohibition last night, next week I'll rock Slowhibition.

Legend has it Fort Lauderdale's local eccentric bike builder and a science teacher started Slowhibition, but you'd never know it because he doesn't lead it, and she rarely attends.

Damn, I spent all day celebrating birthdays and debauchery, I'll have to find and ride Slowhibition tonight.

Slowhibition by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013