Slowfo 

Short for slow fucker.
Someone who is slow to figure things out.

Man,that kid's such a slowfo,he takes so long to do things.

Slowfo by Hanzara September 20, 2013

snowfooter 

A hardcore barefooter, a snowfooter will go everywhere barefoot year-round, even in winter.

Guy 1: "As much as I love going barefoot, I've got to wear shoes from December to March."
Guy 2: "Not me, dude. I'm a dedicated snowfooter."

snowfooter by Avis January 16, 2007

slowcore 

Opposite of hardcore rock. Subgenre of alternative/indie rock. Sad lyrics, slow tempo, misery rolled into a musical component.

Man, I took a xanax and wasted the day moping to slowcore and smoking menthols.

slowcore by kaykayforreal January 7, 2016

slowjob 

a slowly performed blowjob

damn, rebecca gave me a slowjob the other night. i couldn't hold back my load after only a minute, and it still gives me chills thinking of it.

slowjob by ruff ryder February 25, 2008

slowroll 

Teasing the opponent by not showing the winning hand until the opponent thinks he has won

I've got AQ, dont slowroll me if you've got AK

slowroll by madone January 14, 2008

slowroll 

When someone leads you to believe that you have won a hand in poker, but then turns over a very strong hand.

"I was offended at the way Brad slowrolled me," Jim said.
"What did he do, exactly?" Joe said.
"At the showdown when I turned over my cards, he didn't turns his up after seeing my hand. While I was collecting the chips, he turned over the nuts."

slowroll by Alex Baker October 31, 2004

slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005