Slowcoiner 

A slowcoiner is a person who have not sell Bitcoins or other cryptovalute fast enough to make a profit when a landslide begun. Slowcoiners are (usually naive or greedy) people who missed an opportunity to sell on time because they believed BTC will reach US$ 100K or more, and they will make a fortune with no work.
Slowcoiner takes on their bitterness of an unfair world, life or bad luck to other people (i.e. nocoiner) who were warning them about volatility and weakness of cryptovalute baloon burst.
Slowcoiners are in illusion that have great computer skills or fantastic imagination; even when they see the price of Bitcoin or other cryptovalutes go down they see it as affirmation of its adoption spread. They consider all Bitcoin users to be an elite on a forefront of technology and economy, with only themselves as the ones who can see what is happening. This attitude comes from being steeped in the elitist priest cultures found at people who usually do not have high education and knowledge about market - or sometimes even among well-educated, but naive people. Anyone who is not part of their BTC-clique is treated with offense, by default.

The worst slowcoiners are people with no real personal achevements in academics and life whatsoever, usually shallow people who like self-promotion.

Slowcoiners believe that the world owes them everything they want because they are part of an elite; they are hysterical liars, brats, and (future) losers.

I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going up is a start of an ongoing goldrush, and this is an opportunity to buy more to catch a wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been buy Bitcoin when it was low, he would never tamper others to buy.

I am pretty sure Dean is a slowcoiner. Yesterday he posted a large Facebook comment about how Bitcoin going down is a merely start of a new goldrush, and that this crash is just a correction and opportunity to buy more to catch a next wave. He's always talking Bitcoin up; if he had been sell Bitcoin with profit, he would never tamper others to buy.

Slowcoiner by Mark$ December 18, 2017

Slowcaine

Combining cocaine and a light downer type pharmaceutical (ie diazapam) (1g\5mg). The tranquilizers take the edge off the coke high without detracting from it. But check yourself, you gon' die

"Whenever I use coke i get way too live fam"

"Bro just mash this valium up with the coke, chop it and bump it. The slowcaine is the shit bro, you buzzing but you stay cool, balance"

Slowcaine by Purple pain September 17, 2020

slowcaine

The slang term for ketamin only the real dudes know

"who's up for round 18 of the slowcaine"

slowcaine by abundancechaos June 12, 2018

slowcaine

slowcaine is a term used when a person is already high on downers (e.g: benzodiazepines, opi*id painkillers, or any other substances that slow down brain activity) and he/she starts to ingest Cocaine.
The high is often described as a calming, very euphoric “high” that doesn’t last long.

(Mixing any nervous system stimulant with a/or multiple nervous system depressant can be extremely dangerous and it puts a huge stress on your body)

Being “slowcained” can be extremely dangerous as the upper can mask the effects of the downers in your system (e.g: Valium, Oxycodone, Xanax, Hero*n, Codeine, Morphine ), which can k*ll you when the Cocaine wears off.

William: What’s good? you look like you didn’t sleep well last night.
Derrick: Yeah man, i was up all night long poppin’ Percocets, then i decided that i will get slowcained as f*ck so i bought an 8ball of that fishscale snow, but after finishing it i couldn’t sleep so i took 10 Valium to come down

slowcaine by YvesSaintPercocet July 20, 2025