SlowPoke

Some faggot Israeli who will poke your children at night.
(the frog did not do this)

I am a SLOWPOKE!

by Lessfrog May 16, 2017

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

slowpoke

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

by ben-unit April 18, 2006

Slowpok

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."

by schweigert January 02, 2009

slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

by slaking November 01, 2014

Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010

Slowpoke

Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.

Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates

by Snozingly7 February 11, 2023