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Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
by curtkolbane November 2, 2014
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two fingered slot rumba

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)
by Hobo2 July 29, 2008
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STINK FINGER SLOT

THE ASSHOLE

At IN N OUT BURGER the place you put your INDEX FINGER to yield a liquid of your choice.

STAGES FINGER

Someone who has set you up to be buffaloed at any SLOTS AND IN A CASINO.

Someone who FARTS to identify you where you are going when you go into p FART VAPOR AUTHORITY at the EXACT expected location.
It is the PERFECT FINGER to put in the STINK FINGER SLOT butt common sense will tell you that it becomes ST Iwhen it don't always STINK.

The LIQUID FINGER SLOT is the same as the STINK FINGER SLOT in the sense you have to use your STINK FINGER that you put in your STINK FINGER SLOT.

The STINK FINGER SLOT graces SHIT all the time so BE PREPARED that some ASSHOLE is going to get their LIQUID by putting their SHIT FINGER SLOT into the LIQUID FINGER SLOT while they still have SHIT in their STINK FINGER SLOT.

I have no idea how a person is set up to take big losses with any chosen STINK FINGER SLOT.

THAT FART really drove me deeper into the EXACT VAPOR as I t pointed me out where ever I went.
by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 19, 2021
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