Slop Clock

A sandwich formed at a fast food restaurant by combining several items. The most common form of a Slop Clock is a the combination of a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and french fries (the sandwich is organized in this order: bun, beef patty, bun, chicken patty, french fries, beef patty and finally a bun).

Justin: "Hey dude, what do you want from (insert fast food restaurant here)?"

Barrett: "Gimme a double cheeseburger, a chicken sandwich and a small fry, I'm making a slop clock!"

Justin: "A what?!"

Barrett: "A slop clock, you'll see!"

by Pstangggggggg December 16, 2009

5 o'clock slop

The dirtiest of the dirty, the most unattractive girl at the bar and your last option if you want to get laid that night. This girl is usually so unattractive 2am isn't enough time to drink to make her worth it, around 5 is when she becomes an option

Man i must have of been hammered last night i woke up next to a real piece of 5 o'clock slop.

see also road whore

by king dingaling89 October 26, 2010

COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO

When your girl wakes you up before sunrise for a lil sexy time, specifically a blow job.

Man, I was trying to sleep in but my gf woke me up at 6am shouting like a rooster, "COCK-SLOP O'CLOCK A DOOOOOOO!!" and then just started going down on me. Weird, but sometimes you just don't question it.

by FinFran2 April 20, 2021

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

Slopclocking

(noun) The skill of recognizing low-effort, mass-produced AI-generated content (“AI slop”), especially when it is presented as authentic writing, art, or information.
(verb) to slopclock — to identify or call out such content by noticing common indicators such as generic phrasing, structural repetition, shallow analysis, or stylistic artifacts typical of automated generation.
Etymology:
From slop (internet slang for low-quality AI-generated content) + clocking (slang for noticing or correctly identifying something).

“After a few months online you get good at slopclocking.”
“That article looked polished, but the weird repetition gave it away—classic slopclocking moment.”

by elseware March 8, 2026

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014