Slonaker

A big ass watermelon used for a dildo

Damn, that girl just shoved a Slonaker up her ass

by Yummyoreo5 July 14, 2016

Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014

stonaker

When you are enjoying a meal with your friends and you prematurely get up and leave them, after telling them a random excuse such as "i need to study", just so you can go and play NCAA.

We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.

by William Varllottonello December 17, 2008

slunaker

When you make out with you’re uncle and your dad masturbates in the corner

Holy shit Ron totally pulled a slunaker last night

by Slunaker February 24, 2018

Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 8, 2022

slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.

Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.

by Bag n save January 11, 2021