“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

Slippery Ass Syndrome by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

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Slippery hard cock ass slap

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex

ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

Slippery hard cock ass slap by Bareback loard May 30, 2015

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ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

ass slipper by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

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Ass Slipper

A person who holds surprise parties.

I gave my girlfriend an ass slip and she loved it! I’m a true ass slipper.

Ass Slipper by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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