Slippery Penguin

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When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.

I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.

Slippery Penguin by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017

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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.

"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"

Slippery Penguin by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass

It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.

Slippery Penguin by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

slippery penguin by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

The Slippery Penguin

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.

Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

The Slippery Penguin by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Slippery Penguins

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was

Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!

Slippery Penguins by Coys86 July 15, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026