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Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
Slippery Penguin by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.
Slippery Penguin by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

The Slippery Penguin 

This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.

The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:

"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"

Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

Slippery Penguins 

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
Slippery Penguins by Coys86 July 15, 2020
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