When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines
Name for when a woman excretes too much lubrication from the vagina. Sometimes nice but sometimes a pain as it can result in a loss of any sensation for both parties during intercourse.
I was trying to have sex with this woman and it became a slip'n'slide.
I could not feel anything as a result of the slip'n'slide.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.