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omg !! slimu is so cool i wish i was her
Slimu by slinkybink_ September 6, 2025
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simulflush 

the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)

Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010
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silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

Simultemporal 

The nature of time as being simultaneous rather than sequential or linear. The experience of living time all at once, of past and future being equally present and equidistant.
The simultemporal experience was transformative, providing clarification of issues as diverse as the questions of free will and destiny, and the nature of death.
Simultemporal by Monkey's Dad September 18, 2019

slim pickings 

few choices, in general. Possibly, no choices at all (understatement). Pickings = the things you have available to pick. Slim = thin, few, small. Also slim pickens, slim pickings.
I've been looking for a job for months! Since the layoffs, it's been pretty slim pickings.

Slim Shady 

Slim Shady is the alter ego of Detroit rapper Eminem. Slim Shady is the evil and mischievous side of Eminem. He was created by Em when he and some guys got together to make a rap group with the 12 best rappers in Detroit. It was called D12, or the Dirty Dozen. Since there were supposed to be 12 people and they only had six, they all came up with alter egos so there would be 12 members and Slim Shady was born. Eminem often raps through the point of view of Slim. He was not created in Em's first album Infinite and did not appear in his 2010 album Recovery. In the Slim Shady LP Slim was a childish drug dealer, drug taker, immortal, murdering, raping scumbag. He made a lot of jokes and did a good bit of horrible mischeivious things. The tone was still joking though. In the Marshall Mathers LP he did more horrible stuff, including some material about rape and serial killing along with more gang, drug, and violent activity. He was less pronounced on the Eminem Show and Encore as Em mostly rapped about being Eminem, but Shady was mentioned. Slim met his darkest days on Relapse, where he became a psychotic rapist and serial killer for most songs, going into detail about raping and killing women in horrible ways and at times being a gay serial killer who kills and eats men and sometimes does things such as aborting babies. There was some Slim Shady content in the MMLP2, but he was less pronounced.
Ex. 1- Would the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Ex. 2- Oh shit Slim Shady is coming, he just raped and killed my wife and now he's coming for me and my daughters.
Ex. 3- Slim Shady is the dopest motherfucker out there.
Slim Shady by Seiclone37 January 24, 2015

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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