Slimulator

The act of simulating what you'd look like if you were a bit more toned and slim. Usually this means sucking in your gut, or pulling up your tummy in the mirror.

ME: Hey, do you think this swimsuit would look good on me?
YOU: I think it could, but run it through the slimulator first.
ME: Ugggh, yeah I already did. I'll have to shed a few pounds to successfully pull it off.

by reallypedantic September 13, 2012

slimulator

A dishonestly-designed/calibrated device which gives a dieting/exercising person da illusion dat he's lost weight, when in fact he's just as chubby/heavy as before.

One of da simplest slimulators is a bathroom scale dat's altered to register a lower weight than is actually being applied to its platform; another is a vertically-concave mirror dat makes anyone reflected in it appear less wide.

by QuacksO October 31, 2022

silly simulator

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

silly simulator

by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

hat simulator

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

Tuber simulator

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price

WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie

by Notmyrealname422 July 7, 2019

flight simulator x

"Flight Simulator X will be able to run above 20FPS in ten years"
~ NASA

Me: WTF!!!!
The Flight Simulator X Community: YEAH WTF!!!

by JackHorner October 25, 2006