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Slimfast Wallet 

complete opposite of a fat wallet, a slimfast wallet is very slim or completely empty, not a good sign for the chicks.
Will: going out tonight with some girls, you down?
Steve: nah, cant, I got a Slimfast Wallet today
Will:you broke bastard!
Slimfast Wallet by Ya Boy Trax June 18, 2010

slimeistic 

when a slime is displaying autistic characteristics as a homosepian.
"you must be slimeistic"
"On November 1st I'm going to lace all the slimeistics"
slimeistic by Monobebe October 29, 2023

Midwest Slimfast 

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."
Midwest Slimfast by captain_ice October 20, 2020

Slimfastkow 

Usually a male name, but it can also be a name for fat girls who "try to loose weight, but can't".

Slimfastkow's are generally educated transgender satanists. This makes them a rare breed of humanoid and a refreshing breath of fresh air in any social situation. They're someone mega amazing and enjoy smoking weed, socializing, music, fighting for human rights and gorging themselves with children's dreams while they sleep.
I'm so glad I met Slimfastkow.

With a name like Slimfastkow, you know he has a sense of humor.

Yes, Slimfastkow is quite enjoyable.

Slim Slimmy Kow Moomoo
Slimfastkow by Kassidy Craig September 4, 2011

Slamfist 

To get hit in the ass so hard it penitrates the hole
Curtis got slamfisted last week by Roger. He will feel that in the morning.
Slamfist by Hi allen May 9, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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