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slimesexual 

when a person is not gay, bisexual, or straight, not anything! they’re actually, slimesexual. meaning they’re attracted to people who only like young thug, or people who like young thug!
“i’m not gay! i’m slat!!!”
“im not straight, im slimesexual!!”
“we don’t say slay, we say SLAT.”
slimesexual by tonguebiter August 31, 2021
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slimesexual 

“omg did you see the way that slime moved? i’m so hard
“ew you slimesexual”
slimesexual by gaehoe October 2, 2020

Slimesexual 

when a person is not gay, bisexual, or straight, not anything! they’re actually, slimesexual. meaning they’re attracted to Real Niggas
I listen to NBA YoungBoy once now I identify as slimesexual
Slimesexual by A real slimesexual September 27, 2021

stilesexual 

When you are in deep love with Stiles Stilinski and would get ran over by a sexy blue jeep for him.
Someone: what is your sexuality?
Me: oh I’m stilesexual
stilesexual by Sterikship123 December 31, 2020

Slomosexual 

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Simsexual 

Adjective. Being attracted to only Sim characters.
"I am totally in love with Shane, my sim character. I'm so simsexual, haha!"
Simsexual by HelloThereImAPotato October 2, 2016

swimsexual 

A swimmer who is not in a relationship because they are swimaholics and the pool is there significant other
1-why are you not dating anyone ?

2- I'm swimsexual
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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