Sleepsquirt

An alternative single-word for what is known as a "wet dream."

Yo hommes that apple bottom señorita got the shakes to sleepsquirt. Lol

by Treebonics October 31, 2015

Stepsquirts

When one is running at any speed, and continuous farts are released on tempo with every step, often resulting in shitting of the pants or unexpected Dihharea. Often relating to the term "nervous farts" or "pre-game-gas"

Dom- "I had the stepsquirts the whole time i was running"
Andy- "Dude thats shitty"

by kahleiv ydna February 3, 2012

sleepshirtinsecure

Being insecure about wearing a particular sleep shirt.

Dom was sleepshirtinsecure when his girlfriend made fun of his sleepshirt, so he threw it out.

by dom mazzey November 30, 2022