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Sleep and beat 

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off
Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it
Sleep and beat by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017

Eat Beat Sleep 

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
Eat Beat Sleep by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

Eat Beat Sleep 

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.
Eat Beat Sleep by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024

Beat and Sleep. 

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.
Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.
Beat and Sleep. by Rustleton November 10, 2010

beat-n-sleep 

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
beat-n-sleep by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010

Beat to Sleep 

A term used mostly by Kentucky niggaz who want to describe a knockout in a fight.
yo man, if you keep fucking with me, you gonna get beat to sleep.
Beat to Sleep by Big Ty June 18, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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