Sleep beat

When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.

Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!

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Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

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The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

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The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

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A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.

Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.

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masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

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A term used mostly by Kentucky niggaz who want to describe a knockout in a fight.

yo man, if you keep fucking with me, you gonna get beat to sleep.

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