Brown chopper

A sexual position where a woman lays on her back and the man sits on top of her. He sits on her chest and holds her ankles by his shoulders, hence like chopper motorcycle handle bars. In this position he can titty fuck her, get a blowjob/balls licked or sit on her face for ass-licking, hence the brown part of the name.

It took Drew forever to convince his girl to try the brown chopper - sick bastard.

by AlxNvrmnd September 05, 2012

golden run

A Golden Run is when you piss on a girl during sex and then run the fuck away. Can also add a punch to the back of the head if fucking doggie - like a “giddy up” in a horse race.

We were all flabbergasted that his parents enjoyed a golden run during every 5th race at Monmouth Park. Old crazy fucks.

by AlxNvrmnd July 13, 2023

Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 04, 2024

Eat Beat Sleep

The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.

My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.

by AlxNvrmnd January 10, 2024