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Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.
by J Kelso December 5, 2007
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Sleepwatching

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami
#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.
by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019
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