An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'
"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"
by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012
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Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.
by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011
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" I woke up" 7.00am
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
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by newsvava February 10, 2009
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1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
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Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
by That One Fucking Guy August 12, 2012
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