Slapped Ham 

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

Slapped Ham by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

Dirty Ham Slapper 

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

Dirty Ham Slapper by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

ham slapper 

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

ham slapper by fun haver August 30, 2015

Ham Slapper 

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

Ham Slapper by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Hamel-Snapped 

Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.

Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!

Hamel-Snapped by Khloe123 November 23, 2011