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Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.
Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.
by steve smithy April 16, 2011
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Slap Jacks

Another affecionate term for pussy lips. See meat curtians
Girl, I don't care how much maple syrup you put on them cause I aint eating those slap jacks!
by skin January 30, 2004
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bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank
Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005
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slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008
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Oregon Slap Jack

When you are receiving a blowjob and whip out your dick to start slapping your girlfriend in the face as fast as possible, making a sound like you are flipping flap jacks.
Bro, my girfriend was giving me a blowy last night and I just started doing the Oregon Slap Jack on her for no reason.

Thats phenomenal bro.
by BigGayScoob March 19, 2016
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jack slap

To strike someone quickly and with great power after initial irritation.
I wanted to straight jack slap that boy when he started frontin on your ass.
by Fes October 9, 2003
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jackson slap

a jackson slap occurs when your bitch gets out of hand, so you grab a wad of twenties and slap her across the chops with it
After Pacman's girlfriend refused to get umbrellas for his "make it rain" party, he jackson slapped that ho to convince her otherwise.
by P. Jones June 8, 2007
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