Slammy Sosa 

any hot ass slampiece you see at a baseball game.

she is usually great at corking bats.

Did you see that Slammy Sosa down there? I'd love to slam her sosa!

Slammy Sosa by PigletSlammer April 29, 2011

Sammy Sosa 

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

Sammy Sosa by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

sammy sosa 

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

sammy sosa by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sammy sosa 

Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.

Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa

sammy sosa by Jackson Pollack December 19, 2007

sammy sosa 

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.

sammy sosa by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005

sammy sosa 

a set of two names/words that will forever be used to describe a frikin cheater.

look, i corked my bat. i just pulled a, "sammy sosa!"

sammy sosa by david January 18, 2004

sammy sosa 

a fucking loser dumbass bitch shit fucker who played for the fucking cubs

Hey stop being a sammy sosa u bitcxh

sammy sosa by sammy sucks January 29, 2005