Slammy Sosa
Slammy Sosa by PigletSlammer April 29, 2011
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Sammy Sosa
To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.
Sammy Sosa by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004
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Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
sammy sosa by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
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sammy sosa by Jackson Pollack December 19, 2007
sammy sosa
A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
sammy sosa by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005
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sammy sosa by david January 18, 2004
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sammy sosa by sammy sucks January 29, 2005
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