3 definition by Plinkton Cyclopes

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

What? Corky landed on the bench? Oh wait, sorry, splitting DH time because 'he's tired.' Oh, and that pitiful 2-40something june. Lets not forget the Orioles current freefall in the AL East to the Yankoffs and BoSux.

1.) A stupid redneck who drove a car around an oval/square/circle, making only left turns for 200+ laps who died from screwing up a left turn. By the way, he wasn't an athlete, stop insulting real athletes by insinuating that a borderline retarded mouthbreathing redneck who drove cars in circles is on the same plane of existance as real athletes. Even steroid juiceboxes like Balco Barry Bonds are higher up on the athletic ladder than redneck drivers. See redneck

2.) Drinking a whole shitload of Pabst Blue Ribbon, driving around the block making only left turns, and slaming your car into a telephone pole, thus launching you from the seat and plowing your face into the steering wheel sending the mixture of blood and teeth all over the inside of your car.