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skamrunking 

Raging, unadulterated (male) masturbation, so profane that even seasoned bukkake enthusiasts will find themselves forced to avert their eyes. The way you would jack off if someone forced you at gunpoint.
"Man! Yesterday, I was totally skamrunking!"
skamrunking by Skipper Worse February 27, 2004
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Spedrunking 

Hey, after we get hammered at Elena's, we should go spedrunking!
Spedrunking by Michepoo January 15, 2009

skrunking 

Skrunking is TikTok trend, consisting of breaking into someone's house and dancing a funny dance for as long as you can get away with it.
Damn, I got scrunked and robbed yesterday! The zoomers picked the front but didn't close it afterwards, and a bunch of robbers got in.

Skrunking cases are rising in our neighbourhood. I fear for everyone's safety.
skrunking by ЫЗЩВПР November 26, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026