Sky Shitting
1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.
2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky
2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky
1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.
2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...
2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...
Sky Shitting by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013
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