Skuttle Muffin 

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

Skuttle Muffin by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011

Scuttle muffin 

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

Scuttle muffin by Emily Bean September 14, 2014

SKITTLE MUFFIN

a person that really enjoys eating skittles and muffins preferably at the same time.

kirstee and jake, you guys are being real big skittle muffins yo

SKITTLE MUFFIN by jfjfjfjfjfjfjfj January 30, 2009

skittlemuffin 

An attempt made by the legendary Blackstar (Mark 2) to create a replacement for the word 'fuck' in a request from a GameArena poster. Mainly implemented for random, last-resort term usage, such as the example.

Target: Dickhead.
Insulter: Slut.
Target: Fuckmunch.
Insulter: Cockflop.
Target: Asshole.
Insulter: SKITTLEMUFFIN!
Target: wtf?
Insulter: *walks off, leaving target feeling awkward*

skittlemuffin by Blackstar-of-GameArena May 26, 2005

Skittlemuffin 

The term 'Skittlemuffin' is a 'last resort'-style insult. The 'randomness' of the word makes a complete and utter fool of both yourself, and your target.

'I may be having sex with your sisters, but you.....YOU'RE A SKITTLEMUFFIN!'

Skittlemuffin by Blackstar-of-GameArena May 24, 2005