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stump bump 

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.
Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.
stump bump by asamon December 18, 2009

Stump bump 

The erection caused by seeing an amputee
Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.
Stump bump by Asexuals March 19, 2016

Fungo slump nut bump 

Is your coach hitting bad fungos? Hit him with the fungo slump nut bump to get him on track. Gently rub your balls on the handle of his fungo to get him back on track
Player 1: Man! Coach keeps hitting me one hoppers..

Player 2: Dude , after practice give him a fungo slump nut bump. He'll be better than ever tomorrow!

bump the stump 

When I saw Ray at the club, I held out my fist and told him to bump the stump.
bump the stump by JRB55 September 15, 2010

Stump bumping 

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.
J loves to stump bumping before masterbating
Stump bumping by V193 September 27, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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