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skummed

drunk off your ass and high beyond the sky!!
Jackie: Sup Bro?
Amy: ....skummed...
Jackie: dido!!
Amy: zing....
by DragonLaedy November 10, 2007
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Slummed

When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.
Sarah: Hey, you gonna dance?
Joe: Hell no, I'm slummed... you do it...
by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
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Shummed

The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.
I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.
by ThrillJ August 22, 2014
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skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.
"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"
by ducken January 14, 2008
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semi-skimmed homo

Semi-skimmed homo (sem•ee•skim•ed•hoe•mo)

When you have that one friend that adds "no homo" to the end of every homosexual thing they say, you refer to them as a "semi-skimmed homo" (1% homosexual).
"I want her to sit on my face. No homo. I'm straight I swear."

"Alice, you're a semi-skimmed homo."
by cindybuttsmacka November 1, 2014
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Skimmed the brim

When you throw an item in Super Smash Bros and narrowly missed someone's head
I hucked a beam sword at him but skimmed the brim!
by Blakito October 3, 2016
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skummer buss

A word said when a sudden and unexpected rousal of an emotional rush of energy comes about abruptly and the index finger of one of the hands is placed under the bottom lip and moved up and down with excessive vigor so as to make the lip flap up and down rapidly with an accompanying smacking sound.

variants: boo boo muss, skummer skuss, skummer skyuss, skummer biss, biss boo muss, boo boo biss
Man, o man. That was funny..."SKUMMER BUSS!!!"
by E March 23, 2005
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