Skuhdouche 

also spelled skadouche.

Skuhdouching is a verb, it is a action one does when wearing socks and moving their feet (kind of like iceskating) in a crazy fashion without removing ones feet from the floor. Skuhdouching usually takes place on hard, smooth surfaces, i.e. hard wood floors, tile or anything smooth and you are able to glide on.

GO TRY TO SKUHDOUCHE!!! it's really the only way to explain it. you'll find yourself skuhdouchin all day!

Skuhdouche by emily.the.wise March 20, 2010

scumdouchery 

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.

DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!

scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

skudouche 

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

skudouche by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

squadouche 

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006

Skadouche 

Anything and everything. Skadouche originally came from Kung Fu Panda but has expanded into a word of unlimited meanings. It can be an adjective, noun, verb, adverb (anything!). One just simply replaces any word with a form of skadouche and hilarity ensues.

1. He skadouched in my eye!
2. That dude is a skadouchebag
3. Skadouche me later!
4. Lets skadouche
5. that was skadouchin awesome
6. I was skadouching with kyle last night and then he skadouchin left to pick up some more skadouche.

Skadouche by KVVA June 23, 2008

Skadouchebag 

Weirdo, crazy, creepy, needy and mosty just do not want a “skadouchebag” anywhere near me.

Get away from me you skadouchebag.

Skadouchebag by Mr_NeverWrong December 22, 2018

scumdouche 

basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.

A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.

scumdouche by pimp perez September 30, 2005