Skrymples 

Pimples that occur due to excessive amounts of Skyrim playing.

I know that I have been playing too much Skyrim when I begin developing Skrymples.

Skrymples by Cheese Wheelder November 21, 2011

skrimpfest

The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?

Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.

Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!

skrimpfest by Stoned publishing June 22, 2020

Scrimples 

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

Scrimples by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Skrumpleton

1. NOUN. (Literally,) a skanky, frumpy, simpleton.

2. NOUN. An unpleasant woman; a fishwife.

3. NOUN. A generally disappointing individual, (male, female, or other.)

4) ADJECTIVE. Of or pertaining to one who could be described as a scrumpleton.

a) typically paired with a descriptor such as 'pure,' 'total,' or 'complete.'

(As in, "He/she/it is pure SKRUMPLETON.")

5) NOUN. A disreputable town or area; (a "Skrumple Town," if you will.)

Sadly, some of my closest friends have devolved into SKRUMPLETONS lo these many months.

Skrumpleton by Toot-a-Lou! October 30, 2017

Skimples 

Noun;A Woman's breasts that are far too small, almost unnoticeable to the untrained eye. They are merely skin and nipple.

This beezy shouldn't be working at Hooters, she's got some mad skimples.

Skimples by tunafist embrey January 17, 2011

Scrumples 

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

Scrumples by Luke October 4, 2004

Skrampled Banonos 

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

Skrampled Banonos by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010