Skrads

A bootlegger of mythical proportions; famed for the great run of Homecoming '07 in which 5 runs were made in 2 hours. Some of his other notable triumphs include passing out in a snowbank and getting thrown in the drunk tank, passing out at a party and getting painted black with sharpies, and having rough sex with BM. Although extremely dirty and a notorious clinger, he is regarded as one of the most respected and hilarious characters in Dryden history.

A:"What do you have to drink?"
K:"I think I'm gonna get a 2-4, but I have no one to buy for me"
A: "We should hit up Pizza Hut. Skrads is probably workin"
<At Pizza Hut>
K: "Skrads, can you buy me a 2-4?"
S: "Where ya drinking tonite?"

by Drydenite08 August 21, 2009

Skrad

A "skrad" is a footballing tecnhique which is extremely hard to master. To perform a "skrad" the ball most roll down the shin bone before it is kicked.

Did you see the game last night?
No? What happened?
Drogba scored a skrad!
Really? That's brilliant!

by stant.the.bant July 14, 2010

Skradski

A scale of luminous intensity for textiles ranging from 0.0 to 10.0 with 0.0 being black and the brightest being 10.0

Can be expressed as 5.1 Skradskis or 5.1 SkiS

Stacy, that crazy green hippie skirt you're wearing is about 8.7 Skradskis.

by Dr. Os December 7, 2011

skrask

fat ass kid that eats chips all day and talks about windows 7 and old roblox all the time and is also in a relationship with a weirdo also loves to talk about jellyfish

skrask you forgot to put on your classic mode

by Assholemcgee2222 October 27, 2021

skrids

Any small, broken up particles of a larger, valued substance. Particularly used when there is not a surplus of material, and nothing should be wasted.

broken chips, left over weed. i.e. "there isn't much, just these skrids but i think we can still get high"

by bad.habits February 22, 2009

Skrash

When Skype continually crashes. Mostly after updates that improve your "Skype" experience.

"Sorry, had a Skrash"

by Theonlyryno February 28, 2016

Skragsdail

a nummy snack that the ancient dwellers of Los Angeles ate for nutrients and energy.

it is made from a combination of Meth, Raw Buffalo hide and apple sauce.

todd: hey

Ceaser: whats good holmes

todd: just hanging mackin on some bitches

Randall: ay yo i gots some skragsdail up in my car, you wants to eat some wit me?

ceaser & todd: OMGZ LYKE UBER COOL

by skragsdail dealer August 5, 2008