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Skooking 

A silly synonym of “going to school”
“Sorry bro, I need to go skooking”
Skooking by FlairyXD April 7, 2022
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snooking 

necking , smuching, making out
A couple who were sitting two rows ahead of me were hugging and snooking. It was very distracting .
snooking by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021
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To act like a pussy ass bitch. Wine like a two year old. One may "sook" while being hung over. Being put down by others or just simply can't perform every day tasks on their own and just "sook" about it.
Erika didn't want to cook without Riley so she started "sooking" about it
sooking by my name is dog wood March 14, 2014

Fly Snooking 

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.
Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.
Fly Snooking by Sic Wills September 6, 2008

snooking 

Synonym of lurking (snooking better word obviously). You snook when you are in a chat room but don't intervene in it but just observe creepily.
Syrup is snooking again
snooking by Snooking December 16, 2020

Skooping 

The process of which one skypes while pooping.
Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.
Skooping by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011
The art of reading novels in which each word is written backwards. For example, the word "books" becomes "skoob." Can be used to help "skoobers" relax, get better sleep, and stay focused.
I'm gunna do some skoobing before bed to chill and take the edge off.
skoobing by The Mad Fatter May 6, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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